The Rescue Rangers can't help you now.
Police in Anchorage, Alaska are on the lookout after a squirrel managed to make off with one of their officer's donuts in a heist that surely rivals Oceans 11 in its intricacy.
In a post to the Anchorage Police Department's Facebook page on Sunday, the department explained that the squirrel managed to get away with what appears to be a glazed donut in its teeth as it flees through the department's parking lot.
The department called the theft a 'straight up-felony' adding that it was 'rude' of the squirrel to take their donut.
Hopefully Donut Squirrel will take his place among other animals honored for their daring adventures in stealing food (and hearts), like Pizza Rat, or Avocado Rat, or even the #MPRRaccoon (AKA 'Spider-Racoon').